What do women want?

[terracinque]

I know this is an old question, but I still want it answered. Why do women claim that all they want is "a nice guy with a good sense of humor" when that's so clearly a lie?

Every woman who's ever dumped me told me, beforehand, what a great guy I was and how wonderfully different I was from the assholes they'd dated in the past.

I want answers, damnit. If I have to be an asshole so I don't grow old alone, I need to start learning as soon as possible.

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[jarbabyj.livejournal.com]

A nice guy with a good sense of humor is only the beginning.

Then we want someone who isn't jealous of our time
Someone who is fun and adventurous and creative in all things
Someone who looks and acts good and they're proud to show off to their friends
Someone who gets along with their friends
Someone who plans dates without asking for input once in a while
Someone who buys flowers
Someone who shares their taste in movies.

Well, I mean, that's just one chick's perspective.

jar